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Australia was originally part of a super-continent called "Gone Awayland" which included "The Other America" (South America) and Canada, as well as "African America" and Caucasia. The following account accurately summarises the history of the ensuing years: "Back to 8th century AD, Australia still consists of many tiny islands.
The mythical islands of Aotearoa (Noy Sealand) were also thought to be joined to the super-continent. There was a tribe of natives, living confined from outside. Kangaroo was divinised as sacred animal, the embodiment of God.
The problem was the amount of criminals that arrived on a large pirate ship full of booty.
When the Australia Force was formed, prisons were easily built with slave labour from trained crocodiles (affectionately known to the locals as "salties").
Luckily for the ship crew, however, one Henry Barrington Smith had actually constructed his 3/4 flood pants entirely out of magnetic rock sourced from the motherland, England.
Australia is a Commonwealth country known mostly by foreigners as Great Britain with a less fruity accent, with sun in the sky that you can actually see and get third degree burns from.
It is also called "Oz" for short, or "Down under", after a popular position among ibis rapists.
After the chair was extinguished, a great celebration called Australia Day was held, and a lot of beers were drunk.
Then the flag of Sweden was raised in error, then taken down, then the North Korean flag was raised, then taken down, then the Polish flag was raised, it was found there was no British flag available, so a Union Jack was drawn on to the Polish flag and the country was declared to be the possession of General Kosciuszko, who nobody had heard of, and the highest mountain was named after him.